Monday, October 30, 2017

Email Spam as Love Letters

Just scanning the first line of my spam mail is the most romantic writing I get on a daily basis:

"Good day my beloved one"; "Subject line: good day my dear" and begins "Dearest,"; "Hello my dear, I sent this mail praying it would find you in good condition of health"; "Dearest I know this mail will come to you as a surprise..."; "RE: MY DEAREST Dear Beloved, My dear..."

Well, if I'm not feeling loved, I sure know where I'll look!

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