Well, my heart has been broken. This is almost as good as consumption. Anne of Green Gables would be proud. As would Mr. Bennett: "Next to being married, a girl likes to be crossed in love a little now and then. It is something to think of, and gives her a sort of distinction among her companions. When is your turn to come? ... Let Wickham be your man. He is a pleasant fellow, and would jilt you creditably." Not only has my heart been broken, but I've managed a week-long illness to boot. Rather respectable work, I'd say.