If the Boys' House Were a Movie...

Whigwham would be Matt Damon, star of the Bourne Supremacy

...and Ocean's 11.

I've heard Damon also doesn't go to Starbucks.






The one who eats pita bread and humus (like it's his job!) would be (need I even write it?) Tom Hanks, only a potato-loving Tom Hanks (and he's every bit as dapper, especially in his martini pajama pants).





Wendell would be the piemaker from Pushing Daisies. This is appropriate, as Wendell can make a fabulous bourbon manhattan (and other fine foods). Also the piemaker is good and kind. And has an amazingly adorably dressed girlfriend (she wears hats!).



For instance, look how cute in red:














But last, and certainly not least, the one who is confused about his nationality. If Conan O'Brien weren't the obvious choice, then I would chooses Ed Harris.
















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