Lyrics That Amuse Me in My Semi-Delusional (But Actually Surprisingly Okay) State

"You could have whatever you like" (I know the rest of this song is no good, but this line over and over is great. I firmly support this sentiment.)

"Cause if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it / If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it" (Percy: "Is she talking about a finger?" Yep.)

"Because a girl like you is impossible to find / You're impossible to find" (which just makes about zero sense; although, when I'm tired, I don't even remotely make sense.)