Not That I'm Humble...

I don't like these. I'm fairly sure they violate all of my moral convictions. And yet, because Ilana recommended them to me without skipping a beat when I asked what about myself I could improve, I am suffering through them.

A) They make me gag. B) The gel that is left in your mouth afterward is gross. C) They are vain. D) They prevent you from properly speaking when you have them in. This is, perhaps, the most irritating part to me.