Thursday, December 17, 2009

Serendipity and the Internet

three white leopards are hard to run away from--It sounds like this googler has either has some interesting personal experiences or else some really bad dreams.

coolest school mascot--

Well, it depends on what you mean by coolest. If you mean oddest, then I think that the Midland Michigan Chemics are in the running (the town is a Dow Chemical town, from what I hear).









Also, the Biglerville, PA Canners. I guess Canner is supposed to refer to the apples that are good enough to be canned, as opposed to the ones that are used for juice. I've heard that they have a tough time finding someone to wear the mascot costume at sporting events.








Although it isn't a school mascot, but a town mascot, the Dillsburg Pickle is noteworthy. Residents complain that it looks like a less attractive Mr. Peanut.







I have, in a past year, been invited to see the Pickle Drop--Dillsburg's New Year's Eve tradition.










All of these very interesting and odd mascots aside, I will of course now recommend to you the actual coolest mascot--the Williamsport Millionaire. Classy, sophisticated, American. What more could you want from a mascot?






leopards pray
--At the very least, they pray before every meal. See also praying mantises.






















where would 3 white leopards sit
--Seating assignments are always important at dinner parties. I am always attentive to this, although I don't always know what is best. It is important to vary louder people with those who are less loud. It is also important to vary men and women. The hostess also often needs quick access to the kitchen. All that to say, it depends on the circumstances.

leopards turn into man -eater? give reasons--
1. Man began to destroy leopards' natural environment, and the leopards wanted to save it. 2. Women don't taste as good. 3. The leopards wanted to introduce more variety into their diet.

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