Quotations: Ilana (and Stearns)

"He has a rhinoceros head." (Ilana about a cute Jeopardy player)

"Are they supposed to not be able to act?" (Ilana on a television show we were watching)

"Can't you have one of those communal visits?" (Ilana, meaning conjugal--interestingly, this was referring to Avon Barksdale)

"Look at those geese! They look like penguins!" (Stearns on some regular old Canadian Geese)