Thursday, March 3, 2011

Best. Email. Ever.

(From Stearns:)

"When you arrive home, please don't move the small table in front of the bookshelf or the mouse will escape."

(From a follow up email, responding to my question of why it's still in the house:)

"I think it takes a little longer than a few hours to starve."



(Please note the trap placed just outside--in case he escapes. Also: the sides of the table are taped to the bookshelf.)

1 comment:

Myrrh said...

I love it.

My MB loves to tell about the time in college when she returned to our dorm room and opened the door to find a bowl turned upside-down on the floor with a note on top, reading something along the lines of: "do not pick up! big ugly bug in here!"

All left by me, of course.