Because Hopkins is doing it (and really, what good ideas do I have that aren't copies of Hopkins'?), here is a gift that I'm dying to either give or receive (but am probably too lazy to give):


Audrey Hepburn's adorable sleep mask from Breakfast at Tiffany's.

(How great are those earplugs, too? I definitely want those.) Now, various people will make this for you and sell it to you for too much money on the internet, but the thing is, all theirs are (and look) homemade, as far as I can tell, so why not home-make it your self? I was going to tell you that you could buy the tassel earplugs at the store, but those, too, look homemade, so go ahead and make those yourself, too. But buy a fancy tassel so that they look a little more put together. Then put it all on, with a tuxedo shirt, and wait for a dashingly handsome man to knock on your door (or give them to me, and I'll do it).


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