I feel that I've won: A friend of mine referred to my state today as "Pentecostal Pennsylvania."

Also, he (JVS, a little old man at 81-ish) told me a story about being on a train on the way to his nephews and trying to get a water bottle from his bag. The bag, however, had slipped and was wedged down into the rack. The little old woman who was next to him (he described her as more than a hundred years old) asked him if she could help him. He said that he now knows that he's "gone over" when someone older offers to help him--and a woman at that!