Serendipity and the Internet

(My answers to the poor souls who stumbled across my blog through silly google searches.)

pronunciation of kowit--Cow it.



trip to a dentist poem--Trip to a dentist haiku:

My last dentist trip

Involved a loudly screaming

Little, tooth-pulled girl

I got three cavities--I'm very sorry. I only have a half of a cavity, and that is due to a tooth deformity.

elbow patches origins--Elbow patches are a distinctly upper-class style that originated when the King of England fell in love with their chic-ness and had them sown onto all of his blazers, particularly the ones that were corduroy and tweed.

do you say concord or con-curd--Depends on if it's harmony or Massachusetts.

poems for leopards--Necessary! Leopards love poems, particularly limericks.

ladies occasional blouses--These are blouses that you only wear occasionally. Not to be worn more than once every three months.

love in language confusion--See Lost in Translation.

inadverdant--Not toward green.

lips do the helen white leopards--I don't know what to say here. fashion is political--Everything is political, especially art. Of course, by political, I probably mean pre-political.