Alternate career possibilities (you can tell how down I'm feeling about the job market at the moment, which is perhaps worse, if that's possible, while at home, where not having a job is a more unusual thing):

1. editor (ideally for a university press)
2. guidance counselor (oh yeah Mrs. Coach!)
3. professor in Poland
4. philosophical therapist
5. Northside Social barista

and to continue the list less practically, but more excitingly:

6. National Geographic photographer
7. professional blogger
8. New York City socialite
9. poet

I welcome additional suggestions, especially for things that require minimal additional schooling and don't require you to move every few years, but rather allow you to pick where you're going to live, all of which I've discovered are very valuable to me.