My First Acknowledgment! (Okay, So It Hasn't Yet Been Published)

"Special mention should be given to Emily Hale of Williamsport, PA who prepared the index for the Journal of ----------, which was of great help in this work of extensive plaugerization. Emily also provided comic material for the author during cocktail parties and hospitality, in addition to keeping him updated on the rumors surrounding his private life then circulating in our nation's capital."